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Andy has been operating the milkbar on Harding Street since 2008. He set aside some time in his busy schedule to answer some questions.

What was this place before it was a milkbar?
It’s always been a milkbar I think. The orig­inal person who lived there did it for 4-5 years and then moved here. They are the ones who started it. He then sold it to the next owner, who did it for about 5 years.

Has Andy’s Cafe ever had seating?
We’ve never had seating – I think the building has always been like this. It hasn’t changed much. I think we’re the only ones who did renovating; when we came and refurbished it we made it brighter. There were a lot of old adver­tisements around and it was kind of messy. The walls were yellowish and the lights were quite dim. So, we closed the shop for 4 or 5 days and we did a bit of painting and a lot of moving things around.

Could you tell us about the poem outside on the win­dow?

If I’m not at home
I’m at Andy’s Cafe
If I’m not at Andy’s Cafe
I’m on my way

We put it there when we decided to cut through the wall to get into the next room – which used to be an accounting firm — because we want­ed to make a little cafe. At the beginning it was kind of difficult because when we moved in my son was in year 1 or 2. So I was by myself. We had a toaster here as well, but then we were burn­ing the toast and croissants when I would be busy making the coffee. So it was kind of smokey as well. So we thought, this needs two man-power, not one.

Do you have future plans to make a cafe?
There’s not enough traffic to make a suc­cessful cafe. There’s never been that much traffic here. If I had opened a cafe on Sydney Road, I’d say go for it; but not here.

What’s the story with the books? (One wall in the store is dedicated to second-hand books)
The books are a long story. There was a second hand shop next to Rubys; the shop on the corner. The lady who rented out the room there to sell her second hand books couldn’t pay the rent. She asked me if I minded her bringing the books to me. I didn’t mind. So the store room became a bookstore with shelves and everything. She came every week to get the money. We did that for a few months. Slowly and slowly she began to dis­appear. Then I found out she moved away, and she left me with these books.

There are so many books. I asked the op-shops if they’d take the books, but they don’t want them. Initially I took them all down, but now I just put them on the shelf. And now I’m just being lazy – I can’t be bothered taking them down.

Andy’s Cafe
89A Harding St, Coburg
9378 8896

For more than 25 years, 81A Bell St — di­rectly opposite the Town Hall — has stood empty of the life that once filled old Coburg High School.

Through the early 1990s the Liberal State Gov­ernment led by Jeff Kennett closed more than 300 schools; Coburg High was one. Opened in 1916, the school had a rich history obliterated by a short-sighted decision that robbed our commu­nity for more than 20 years of a local secondary school. But that’s a whole different story…

This short piece is an examination of the site’s sordid development history and the cost of short term political decisions that have resulted in a New Zealand for-profit aged care company now owning the site (with plans to build a facility with the capacity for 600 people should the company still see a way of turning a quid from old and dying people post Covid).

To pay off massive state government debt, Kennett used a real estate company directed by (premier to be) Ted Ballieau to sell the site. The original purchaser, the Royal Victorian Institute for the Blind, had plans for a low level retirement village for elderly blind people, but the institute was stymied by a heritage listing of the art deco façade that demanded its conservation.

Sleaze then touched the site when the frus­trated institute sold it to George Tandos, Steve Angelodemou and Henry Kaye. Kaye was famous for the concept of mezzanine financing of prop­erty developments, whereby sales of one floor financed the building of the next floor; a sort of bricky Ponzi scheme that eventually col­lapsed under the weight of its own greed. During this time a mysterious fire destroyed the heritage listed façade of the school, depleting Coburg of an amazing piece of early 20th Century architecture.

Hamton and ‘the Million­aires Factory’, Macquarie, took ownership in 2009 and cobbled together a plan — partly financed by federal social housing money — for a massive 520 apartment complex. This all fell apart after a change in social housing funding made the proposal unprofitable and the site passed into the hands of Double LZ — a shady operation that had plans for 391 boxes. This development was opposed by Moreland Council and residents, who quixotically appeared before VCAT. As with most VCAT cases, VCAT decided on behalf of the developer.

In 2017 NZ based Ryman Healthcare, in partnership with Becca, took possession of the site and the approved plan. The Coburg site is but one of more than 8 huge ‘retirement villages’ Ryman plan to build in Victoria. Now, three years later, the site sits empty still. Nearby residents await anxiously for the rude intrusion of construc­tion works that will build a gated community with an 11 storey palliative care quasi-hospital on the north west edge of the site abutting Bridges Re­serve.

Once home to patients affected by the Spanish Flu in 1918, perhaps a pandemic will again influence this once proudly owned public land, now turned towards the profit of NZ share­holders.

By Peter Robertson

On an uncharacteristically sunny Saturday in August, four friends decided to order and review Paninoteca.

Coburg isn’t known for its sandwiches, but maybe it should be. There are a number of local places that boast excellent sandwiches; O’Hea’s Bakery focaccias, True North’s reubens, 9 Meal Cafe’s falafel sandwiches, or Tasty Sub’s $1 toast­ed wrap. Going further north, however, is a store dedicated to the humble sandwich; Paninoteca. Located on Gaffney Street in Coburg, Paninoteca opened for business in October 2016 and has been reliably providing locals with Sicilian-style sand­wiches, arancini and hand-cut chips ever since.

After a refreshingly simple and quick over-the-phone order, we picked up our panini from the red and white themed store that felt like it would fit in perfectly on a busy beach front. The ‘vege­tariano’ ($16), two San Danielle prosciutto ($13), and the scotch fillet panini ($16) were swaddled safely in butchers paper and packed into a brown paper bag. A nice touch — one that lessened the shock of receiving such hefty panini. These panini were big.

The vegetariano is a warm panino with marinated peppers, eggplant and mushrooms, roasted fennel, rocket and tomato and a generous spread of pesto. Most vegetarian sandwiches are either very rudimentary or they go the opposite way and have very fancy fake cheeses and meats. This panino was packed with flavour and did not leave the vegetarian feeling as though they were missing out on anything.

The scotch fillet panino is also warmed with caciocavallo cheese, onion, rocket and bal­samic vinegar. Steak sandwiches can often be bland, but this panino was flavourful; the steak was tender, had a good amount of fat and a nice smokey flavour. It was also so juicy that there was an after-meal shirt change.

The San Danielle prosciutto panini is a cold sandwich with buffalo mozzarella, tomato and pes­to. This panini was creamy and mild. The prosciut­to was good, but the panino was lacking “some­thing”; pepper? Moisture? Whatever was missing was minor, as this was a great, classic panino.

Although these panini sit at a higher price point than other sandwiches around Coburg, the Paninoteca panino should not be treated as a sim­ple ‘I’ll just have a sandwich today for lunch’ affair. This decision requires commitment, and a place to sit down. Paninoteca use soft, well-cooked and thick white Italian bread. Potentially a crunchier and thinner roll might be welcomed, but the bread chosen is distinct, visually appealing and satisfy­ing.

Overall, we were very happy with our panini experience; we will be back and we would recommend locals head there, too. The panini se­lected were simple and like something you might make at home, but the nicer version of it.

Maybe it was a coincidence, but it is worth mentioning that our previously sick-feeling friend ate her panino and felt restored.

PRO TIP: don’t take this panino completely out of its wrapping, even for dramatic effect. It will be­come difficult to manage and you’ll get eggplant juice all over the new bed sheets that you bought to make yourself feel better – I mean suit pants.

Paninoteca
130 Gaffney Street, Coburg
8354 7541

By Saln Sabagar

You begin to notice more things when you’re stuck at home; the usual time the post ar­rives, where the light is best during the day, how long it takes for cabbage to grow — and how many helicopters seem to pass overhead in Coburg. Maybe you’re asking yourself: Am I just becoming grouchy and paranoid? Am I really going to contact the Victoria Police ‘Air Wing’ to say: “Why are there so many choppers in Coburg? Before you say I’m paranoid I have a list of all the times and places I’ve seen a chopper this month”? Is this all just an incidence of me being home more? Yes. Yes…and no!

In the last two months the Air Wing of the Victoria Police increased their capacity. While there used to only be 3 helicopters, there are now 7.

These choppers are deployed from Essen­don Airport and, according to Victoria Police, pa­trol Melbourne indiscriminately, assisting police units on the ground. We are told that even though the choppers may be hovering above Coburg, they can see 10kms away and so may be focusing on some other suburb.

Whilst it’s easy to think of helicopters as being fairly innocuous and novel parts of the po­lice force, in reality police helicopters primarily assist ground units to make them more efficient in their operations. They travel quickly and can rapidly deploy police. Increasing helicopter fund­ing should therefore not escape critiques of police funding more generally. We want and need to fight for a system of safety that provides assistance and reassurance to everyone in our society. At present we have a notoriously violent police system that inappropriately defaults to using brute force to manage situations, particularly when dealing with marginalised and vulnerable people, creating un­safe environments for people interacting with the police, and deterring people from seeking help.

Those helicopters should be given to Am­bulance Victoria, who should be the ones respon­sible for the search and rescue work currently be­ing conducted by the police. Health professionals are more necessary and useful in a rescue mission than police, afterall.

By ES

 This article borrows heavily from Chapter 2 in David Graeber’s book Debt: The First 5000 Years – thanks Graeber!

The power of economic theory in our soci­ety is very strong and it holds a tight grip over our lives. Economic advisors shape a lot of our gov­ernment policy, and economic rhetoric shapes a lot of our thinking. This is the reason I find it most interesting to unpick the assumptions of main­stream economics, and the particular assumption I’m interested in here is the myth of barter.

In pretty much all university economics textbooks the history of money starts with barter. The story goes like this: before money humans traded goods for other goods. After a while this got too complicated and so money was invented. After a longer while we complicated our econo­mies even more by creating virtual money. This story became the founding myth of economics, promulgated by Adam Smith — a political econo­mist from 18th century Scotland.

Over the subsequent centuries, in partic­ular the last hundred years, it has come to light how untrue this story is, but mainstream econo­mists have largely ignored the developments. You might be wondering: ‘why does it matter if the founding myth is wrong?’, and ‘why have econ­omists deliberately tried to keep it?’ Because it props up the idea that the economy is separate to the rest of society, and that it can be studied in relative isolation using graphs and maths.

Here is a quote from David Graeber that explains it quite well:

“For there to even be a discipline called ‘economics’, a discipline that concerns itself first and foremost with how individuals seek the most advantageous arrangement for the exchange of shoes for potatoes, or cloth for spears, it must assume that the exchange of such goods need have nothing to do with war, passion, adventure, mystery, sex, or death. Econom­ics assumes a division between different spheres of human behavior that, among people like the Gun­winngu and the Nambikwara, simply does not exist. These divisions in turn are made possible by very specific institutional arrangements: the existence of lawyers, prisons, and police, to ensure that even peo­ple who don’t like each other very much, who have no interest in developing any kind of ongoing rela­tionship, but are simply interested in getting their hands on as much of the others’ possessions as pos­sible, will nonetheless refrain from the most obvious expedient (theft) . This in turn allows us to assume that life is neatly divided between the marketplace, where we do our shopping, and the ‘sphere of con­sumption’, where we concern ourselves with music, feasts, and seduction.”

Graeber goes on to explain that this seg­mented worldview is so embedded in our text­books as well as our ‘common sense’ that it takes a concerted effort to imagine it any other way.

In my humble opinion those with money and power in our society want to continue the il­lusion of economics as separate from everything else. It means, for example, that when a landlord is kicking out a tenant for not paying rent it is simply a question of economics, and not of the single parent of 3 children that just got fired be­cause their workplace is cutting costs to keep the high profit rate for their shareholders. It means that when a company wants to dig a coal mine the main question is whether it is cost effective, not whether communities are displaced, biodiversity lost, indigenous culture disrupted, and so much more than can’t be measured in money, but will be given an arbitrary value as an externality — if it is given any value at all.

Neoclassical economics, which is pretty much the only strain taught in economics depart­ments, and which underpins a lot of mainstream political understandings, needs to be questioned and undermined as we fight for a fairer world.

By Ani Seed

In 2066, a small group of haematologists testing a new imaging technique discovered an unfamiliar sight in a blood sample. It resembled DNA, yet didn’t conform to its conventions. To confirm it wasn’t an aberration with the donor of the sample, each scientist took a sample of their own blood and examined it – in each sample, they found the existence of the same strand.

The application of existing modelling tech­niques yielded little but a string of seemingly ran­dom letters and numbers. When the preliminary data and findings were published, scientists and the public alike saw it as an object of fascination, as we thought we had come to know everything there was about the human body. Answers were less forthcoming, however.

18 months later, an amateur cryptographer claimed to have decoded the letter-number string using a variant on a cypher used in Poland during World War II. She sent a decoded version of the original sample to the scientists, but the results turned out to be laughable. They were simply a list of what could loosely be described as ‘mis­deeds’ – petty theft, lies, adultery, cowardice, vio­lence, all with a timestamp and some descriptive information. For example: “08/10/2032 17:59:32 – Lied about whereabouts to wife Clara.”

This was widely written off as the work of a crackpot, but when the ‘results’ were jokingly published in the paper, the donor of the original blood sample contacted the scientists in a panic to explain that, in fact, everything on the list was something he’d done.

The theory then turned to it being a hoax, but there was certain information on the list that he was sure that nobody could know. Further­more, each scientist began to receive their own decoded tests from the cryptographer. As with the first, it seemed to resemble a complete index of misdeeds, and, as with the first, they were all accurate.

In the following months, there was an ex­plosion of interest and speculation. The blood imaging technology got rushed to market, and testing became widely available after the cryptog­rapher made public her cypher. People flocked to get tested to see if it really worked, which it invari­ably did, though many were not prepared for the results.

Meanwhile, nobody could explain the new strand’s existence. Scientists were puzzled at the fact that it seems to have been designed to be read by humans. There were disputes over its veracity by scientists and those in the public sphere, but these quickly came to indicate guilt more than anything else. Religious figures speculated it was a message from God about the inescapability of judgement. Others decried it as devilry.

Since the discovery, we’ve initially seen a drop in crime, misdemeanours, and anything an­ti-social. Over time, though, people have begun to revert back to normal – small things at first, and now crime is returning. People lament that noth­ing has changed, but I disagree. Punishments have become lighter, sentences shorter, and per­sonal rifts less severe – in the absence of doubt and denial, and because we now know that no per­son is not a sinner, all we can learn now is forgive­ness.

By B Haughtly

In the early evenings of late August the plan­ets Jupiter and Saturn can be seen high up in the north-eastern sky within ten degrees of each other, in Sagittarius – or if you prefer a more homely con­stellation, next to The Teapot. On the 29th they will have the almost full waxing Moon between them.

(Note: as a rough guide to celestial measure­ments, the Moon takes up about half a de­gree of view, and an adult human fist held up at arm’s length takes up about ten degrees.)

Mars is now relatively close to Earth, and almost as bright in the night sky as Jupiter. Rising after 9 pm on the 5th and 6th September, it can be seen very close to the waning gibbous moon.

Venus can be seen in the east before dawn (after about 5 am) in September. On the 2nd it will pass within a few degrees of the bright orange star Pollux (one of the Gemini twins), and on the 14th will be joined by the waning crescent Moon.

The more retiring planet Mercury will form a conspicuous triangle low in the west with the very new Moon and the bright white star Spi­ca in the early evening (about 7pm) of the 19th September, and on the 22nd, Mercury and Spica’s separation will be less than a degree.

Spica is the brightest star in the constella­tion Virgo, the sixteenth brightest star in the sky, and is a binary star: two suns orbiting each other so closely that they are indistinguishable by tele­scope. An Arabic name for Spica was Azimech, de­rived from words for the Defenceless One or Sol­itary One, probably referring to Spica’s relatively large distance from other bright stars in the sky. In northern Australia when one of the Wardaman peo­ple dies, their spirit is believed to be taken up to a hole in the sky, seen as the star Garrndarin (Spica).

Jupiter and the Moon will make a strik­ing pair high in the sky in the evening of the 25th September. An interesting alternative time for viewing is during the daylight of that late af­ternoon. At times, the planets are bright enough to be seen in daylight – the problem is usual­ly knowing where to look for them. Now, Jupi­ter will be only about three Moon diameters to the north of the Moon- but still somewhat chal­lenging to spot without binoculars in daytime.

In the southern hemisphere, spring equinox this year occurs a little before midnight on the 22nd September. As an alternative to measuring equal­ity of daytime and nighttime, this can be defined more precisely purely by geometry, as a time when the Sun is directly above the Earth’s equator – that is, when the centre of the Sun lies on the (extend­ed) plane of the equator. Due to the tilt of Earth’s polar axis, this only happens two times a year.

By Vlack

By SAS

In late-March, an article suggesting half of the UK’s population had already been infected with coronavirus was published in the Financial Times. The article cited an Oxford University scholar from the Evolutionary Ecology of Infectious Disease group. Public speculation on this topic is understandably rife, with countries such as the UK, the US and Australia still sorely lacking in Covid-19 testing resources and clear containment strategies. This naturally leads to the assumption that many cases are multiplying undetected. However, not only did this Times article bolster the infamous and now abandoned ‘herd immunity’ government line, but it subsequently emerged that the study was not peer-reviewed, and that it was sent to the media by a public relations company with government links. When this came to light the damage had already been done.

In Australia meanwhile, the announcement of the Australian Associated Press’ closure last month was quickly overshadowed by the all-consuming Covid-19 pandemic. Though a less recognised name than its ex-corporate backers Nine and News Corp, AAP is responsible for a good percentage of the copy and photos seen in mainstream publications. Thus the hit to Australian journalism is bigger than we might think. With Coronavirus misinformation currently being spread unchecked by media outlets, particularly by outlets susceptible to those (e.g. Clive Palmer) who will pay for its dissemination, it’s now as important as ever to have fact-based and scrutinised coverage. This misinformation is particularly alarming given that companies are capitalising on the heightened public anxiety as well as changes to daily life brought on by social distancing, by reminding us what we can watch, subscribe to, and get delivered to us through this lockdown. In turn, the media are naturally giving air to things that we will click on i.e. all things corona: accuracy is a secondary concern to profit.

The loss of 500 or so job with some staff being picked up by News Corp and Nine – is not the only reason we should be worried about this latest media dissolution. The concentration of media nation-wide into two main competitors results in a loss of accountability that can come from alternative news sources, and if those competitors are not invested in high quality work, will lead to less reliable information. For instance, news clients previously using the copy and photos will have to do the work previously done by AAP; work that consists of time-consuming background journalism (boring but important work). Whether this work will continue to get done is uncertain. Many of these outlets have already demonstrated that they won’t dedicate enough resources to fact-check their journalism.

The two investors behind AAP unashamedly admitted that they didn’t want to continue their funding of a company which benefited their competition, namely smaller media organisations such as the Guardian. As intended, many organisations that rely on AAP to fill their content won’t be able to survive. Perhaps Nine and NewsCorp think they can find a balance between filing in what they got from AAP and cutting content, but it is inevitable that the expenses involved in sending journalists to do time-consuming coverage will induce them to cut corners. This is the business model of our economic climate.

The photography side of journalism will be equally affected. A staff member at AAP told the Meddler that they predict more photos will be scraped off social media or supplied by public relation firms working on behalf of political parties and corporations alike, rather than from photojournalists. “Photos will be less professional, more biased, and a lot of things won’t be covered” he said. This is important because images are what people look at first and they are what stick in our minds after the words have faded. When analysed, they can reveal as much bias as an article, but are impervious to allegations of falsehood.

AAP’s collapse means less impartiality and less objective photojournalism in Australia. Media diversity has reached an all-time low, just when we need it the most. It will be interesting to see whether the AAP workers will maintain their standards despite the new media environment they find themselves in, and whether smaller news outlets will be able to survive. Hopefully balanced journalism isn’t buried along with the AAP.

By BB

An easy-to-understand explanation of specific law-related issues.

DISCLAIMER: This information does not constitute legal advice; don’t get your legal advice from a newsletter, only get legal advice from a practising lawyer!

This is a really interesting time in Australia’s legal history. During this pandemic, complex and multi-layered public health laws can and have empowered the federal and state governments to take reasonable and sometimes extreme measures to minimise harms. (For the legislation hungry out there, see: section 190 of the Victorian Public Health and Wellbeing Act 2009 for a full list of ‘public health risk powers’ the state government has!). While we currently need the government to implement temporary measures to combat the pandemic and provide relief to those affected, there are other repercussions we should watch for. We should remain vigilant about the emergency powers being used by police to justify discrimination against minorities, scrutinise decisions of landlords to pursue evictions and interrogate decisions by bosses to stand down workers with no pay (if this happens, please contact JobWatch or the Fair Work Ombudsman to check whether this was legally done).

Despite the allure of delving into the new rules and regulations springing up during this pandemic, we resist: there are still too many other important legal questions to explore! Such as the fact that cannibalism isn’t specifically a crime.

Not to worry though — there are a number of state laws that, read together, basically make it illegal.

Section 34BB of the Crimes Act 1958 (Vic) says that a person will have committed an offence if they intentionally engaged in conduct involving ‘human remains’, and that conduct was ‘offensive’. The act goes on to define ‘offensive conduct’ as ‘if, in all the circumstances, it is likely to arouse significant anger, resentment, outrage, disgust or repulsion in the minds of reasonable people’. This section prohibits a wide array of conduct involving human body parts, and, assuming that the act of eating another person (dead or alive) is widely considered abhorrent in society, cannibalism is also caught by this law. Interestingly, you will still be committing an offence if you eat human remains if you had an ‘honest and reasonable belief’ that eating human remains was okay. Ignorance is famously no defence, and the lawmakers made sure to include this reminder!

For the detail-focused reader, ‘human remains’ is defined in section 3 of the Cemeteries and Crematoria Act 2003 (Vic) as including bodily remains, cremated human remains or body parts. ‘Body parts’ is further defined as ‘human tissue or a part of a person [that] is not part of a corpse’.

And so, if society gets to a point where we broadly consider cannibalism to be totally reasonable, new laws won’t need to be brought in abolishing cannibalism as a crime; it’ll just be legally permissible. This potentially explains why people are able to request eating their placenta after they have given birth