Written by some kids who are definitely cool and know what they are talking about, they are not just guessing – they definitely know what’s up (trust us). The “cool” kids – Hanana Sibling (HS) and Coal Happy (CH) and Both of the aforementioned people (BOTAP)
Are turtlenecks cool?
HS: Although they aren’t considered trendy currently, I’d still say that turtlenecks are pretty cool.
CH: It’s cool to be warm, and turtlenecks certainly keep you warm
Is nihilism cool?
HS: I don’t exactly know if people are nihilistic because it’s cool or if we’re all just mentally ill
CH: Nihilism is not cool anymore. You can deny religion (if you want) but that doesn’t mean that life has no purpose, you make your own purpose in life
Are funky socks cool?
CH: Cool kids wear fun socks, uncool kids wear fun socks. Everyone is in agreement, they are fun to wear and they spice up your outfits. They are also comfortable and warm and as I said before “It’s cool to be warm”
Is breathing through your nose cool?
BOTAP: Yes, it is also shown to be beneficial to breathe through your nose, so not only is it cool, it’s a good habit too!
HS: It makes your bones good
CH: Trust us, it’s true. Scientists say so
Are shapes cool?
HS: Shapes are cool but maths isn’t 
CH: The kids these days have been absolutely raving about shapes, quadrilaterals, parallelograms, triangles, the whole lot of ‘em. Personally I think you can never go wrong with a good rectangle, they’re just such a well put together shape, I mean what’s not to love?
Is saying ‘lol’ out loud cool?
HS: Saying lol out loud probably isn’t cool but I do it anyway as a force of habit
CH: I hear the ‘cool kids’ say lol out loud, but I think they do it as a joke. So maybe? Maybe not?
What’s the coolest thing you’ve seen this month?
– Backyardigans?
– Breathing through your nose
– Funky socks
– Funky glasses
– Knife glasses
– Shapes
– Board/card games
– Jackbox
– E3
– Genshin
– Minecraft
– The Dream SMP
– Being gay (capitalism said it was cool (only for a month tho))
– Among us
– Specifically the memes
– Barbie Movies
– Animals
– Zoe is cool
– Gender (“gender is wack” ~ Hananananana)
– Hunting down Bubsy for sport
– Sonic the Hedgehog
– Bo Burnham
– Being nice to people
– It’s hip to be square
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