Local clown doctor answers your medical questions.
Q. Is it better to air or cover a wound?
A: When managing a wound, it is always important to know the wound first. Is it a big wound? Or a small wound? Did you suffer the wound from a wizard wielding a wand? Or a whale whirling a whip? Is the wound bound round and round in a torn-off gown? Or splayed, greyed and laid upon a glade? Hmm? What is this wound? Do you even know this wound?! Ask it its name at least, get to KNOW it before covering it up!! Or airing it for all to see!! For heaven’s sake.
The Coburg Meddler 